May 2013
orientmaid replied to your post: Why does every stoner I’m interested in suddenly stop talking to me forever?
anyone who doesnt appreciate $100 worth of food is an idiot
I’m glad someone understands!
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Like A Crazy Kid (Final Cut) - Ke$ha vs Far East...
davidasaur replied to your photo: Chopped off almost all of my hair :O #me #gay…
It looks good! Although it looks like you chopped off your clothes, too. :s
I got naked to take a shower! Plus, it’s like 80 today. I can be naked if I want!
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Ke$ha vs Far East Movement - Like a Crazy Kid
I had a dream last night that I stepped on the scale and it said I weighed 187 pounds, which is over 40 pounds more than I weigh now. Oh god. I don’t want to be old.
Crying is like an orgasm of sadness.
Why does every stoner I'm interested in suddenly...
Well, the first time was because I was fucking bat shit crazy, but I don’t understand what I did to this one. Who the hell goes from holding you tightly and kissing you one day, to completely ignoring your existence the next, without any reason? Literally no reason. Or no reason I can see. I was shockingly totally sane with this, minus the random serial killer-ish things I said. And when I...
Why can’t there be an emotional off switch?
When I move out, I’m going to tell my parents that I am going out for a pack of cigarettes, and then just never come back. I am going to child abandonment my parents.
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They should make a porn parody of “The Human Centipede” and call it “The Human Scaterpillar”
Why am I so depressed?
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